Another Book from the Jersey Shore

We haven’t done a Books You Just Don’t Want to Know About item for a long time, but this is one we couldn’t resist. Seriously, if even backseatcuddler.com (I’m not making this up) is scathing about it, who are we to argue? From that august outfit:

Since when did being a Guido or Guidette become a qualification for becoming an author? The latest Jersey Shore cast member to “write” a book is Jenni “JWOWW” Farley. HarperCollins is about to publish Farley’s The Rules According To JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb.

The article also says that previous Jersey Shore-penned literary (ahem) efforts have not done as well as their publishers might have hoped. Are we entirely sure they’re aiming at a demographic that actually reads?

The Rules According to JWOWW will be published by William Morrow on February 8th.