Book Company Worker Fired for Too Much Farting

I will be the first to admit that there are many more important stories floating around today. But, let’s face it: some of them are too important. Some of them important enough, you just want to laugh... so we chose to report this one, instead:

A warehouse worker’s job has gone with the wind -- after he was sacked for excessive farting.

Daniel Cambridge, 27, was dismissed from Waterstones’ warehouse after 35 complaints to management about him breaking wind.

If you want all those more important stories relating to the book industry, they’re everywhere but here: we don’t comment on the industry at January Magazine: even though everyone else seems to be doing that these days. We talk about books. (And like we said last week: shut-up about all that sky falling stuff already. We just want to read.)

Meawnhile, The Daily Mirror has the full fired-for-farting story here.